Wednesday, July 20, 2011

And You Thought We Were Off Bowling...

Jake heard this on our local public radio station, on Garrison Keillor's "Writer's Almanac" and shared it with me, and we both thought it was hilarious (because we all know people like this, whether we'd admit it or not.)

We Who Are Your Closest Friends

by Phillip Lopate
we who are
your closest friends
feel the time
has come to tell you
that every Thursday
we have been meeting
as a group
to devise ways
to keep you
in perpetual uncertainty
discontent and
by neither loving you
as much as you want
nor cutting you adrift

your analyst is
in on it
plus your boyfriend
and your ex-husband
and we have pledged
to disappoint you
as long as you need us

in announcing our
we realize we have
placed in your hands
a possible antidote
against uncertainty
indeed against ourselves
but since our Thursday nights
have brought us
to a community of purpose
rare in itself
with you as
the natural center
we feel hopeful you
will continue to make
demands for affection
if not as a consequence
of your
disastrous personality

then for the good of the collective

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